This was not meant for Blizzard™-ing.

There are certain recipes that are perfect the way they are. You don’t need to re-interpret them, you don’t need to riff on them, you should just make them and serve them they way that they’ve been served for years. Any effort to adjust these recipes ends in disaster for all involved.

Enter the Dairy Queen Banana Split Blizzard. Delicious on its own, a banana split is the well-balanced combination of ice cream, bananas, and nummy toppings. It’s actually quite appealing to look at, and the blend of flavours is fantastic.

Stick in a blender and… not so much. This is the product of the unholy union of the Banana Split and the Blizzard.